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Disclaimer: I may choose to include some pretty tasteless jokes here. If you are easily offended, then you probably don't want to read them, especially if the index says "tasteless". If you think I take these things seriously, then you are deluded, and should seek psychiatric attention immediately. P.S. I am equal parts Jew, German (just imagine the fun family reunions!) , Welsh, and Native American; I was born and raised in the Deep South. As such, I fall into the category of being the butt of most of the ethnic jokes you might find here.
Some of the first coins struck after 1776 were inscribed with the motto "Mind your business" -- Executive Speechwriter Newsletter
When early steam engines ran driy at a town without a water tower, the crew had to "jerk" water in buckets from wells and haul it to the locomotive. Hence, they conteptuously labeled the place a "jerkwater" town.
There?s a lake in Massachusetts named Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg. Translation: "You fish on your side. I fish on my side. Nobody fish in the middle."