Although I don't use taglines much anymore, I do like to collect them. Here are a few of my favorites.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
A king's castle is his home.
A penny saved is ridiculous.
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Anarchy is better than no government at all.
Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
As you read the scroll, it vanishes...
Automobile - A mechanical device that runs up hills and down people.
BATCH - A group, kinda like a herd.
Be moderate where pleasure is concerned, avoid fatigue.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Brain -- the apparatus with which we think that we think.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
CLEARASOL - Effective sunspot remover.
Computer hackers do it all night long.
Computer modelers simulate it first.
Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit.
Computer programmers know how to use their hardware.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Courage is your greatest present need.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
Death is Life's way of telling you you've been fired.
Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.
Do something unusual today. Accomplish work on the computer.
Documentation is like sex: When it's good, it's fantastic, when it's bad...
Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.
Drive defensively -- buy a tank.
Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail friends.
Entropy isn't what it used to be.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them use to reality.
Familiarity doesn't breed contempt - Familiarity breeds children.
Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal !
GAY ABANDON - Homosexual repellent perfume.
Give me ambiguity or give me that other thing.
Give me apathy or give me something else.
God didn't create the world in 7 days. He pulled an all-nighter on the 6th.
Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
He who hesitates is sometimes saved.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Help support helpless victims of computer eror.
Herblock's Law: if it is good, they will stop making it.
History does not repeat itself, -- historians merely repeat each other.
I brake for hallucinations
I don't think it's right that the game "Monopoly" is only made by one company.
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
I love cats ... they taste just like chicken.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
If you don't change your direction, you may end up where you were headed.
If you're not part of the solution, be part of the problem!
I'm defending her honor, which is more than she ever did.
In the field of observation, chance favors only the prepared minds.
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
It works better if you plug it in.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
Je suis Marxiste, tendance Groucho.
Jury -- Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
KODACLONE - duplicating film.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Life is what happens to you while you are planning to do something else.
Life's a bitch, then you die.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Lynch's Law: When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Me? Argumentative and pretentious? Au contraire!!
Mediocrity thrives on standardization.
MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team.
Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
Of the choice of two evils, I pick the one I've never tried before.
Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement. E-I-E-I-O
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
QUARKBAR - the candy with flavour and charm.
QUASIMOTO - 4 wheeled hard-top moped made in France.
Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
Reality's the only obstacle to happiness.
Screw up your life, you've screwed everything else up.
Silver's law: If Murphy's law can go wrong it will.
Some grow with responsibility, others just swell.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep
SQWERTY - Computer keyboard sized down for use by children.
SYSTEM GOING DOWN AT 4:45 THIS AFTERNOON FOR DISK CRASHING.
The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
The road to success is always under construction.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
Those who can't write, write help files.
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
To be, or not to be, those are the parameters.
To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer.
Today is the last day of your life so far.
TRAPEZOID - A device for catching zoids.
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
Wasting time is an important part of life.
When all else fails, read the instructions.
When in doubt, don't bother.
When in doubt, ignore it.
When there's a will, I want to be in it!
Where there's a will, there's a money-grubbing relative.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Xerox does it again and again and again and...
XMODEM - A spot-marking transfer protocol.
Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!
YTERM - A terminal program for queries.